**Yankees Rookie Jasson Dominguez Makes History with Stunning Walk-Off Homer, Claims He Was Just Trying to Order a Pizza**
In a stunning turn of events that left fans and pizza delivery drivers alike in disbelief, New York Yankees rookie Jasson Dominguez made history last night with a walk-off home run that not only won the game but also shattered the sound barrier. The 20-year-old phenom, who is now officially the youngest player to hit a walk-off homer in the history of the universe (including the Milky Way), reportedly did it all while trying to order a pizza.
“I was just up there thinking about how I wanted extra cheese,” Dominguez said, still wearing his batting helmet in the post-game press conference. “I guess I got a little carried away. Next thing I know, I’m rounding the bases like I’m in a pizza-eating contest.”
The game, which was tied 3-3 in the bottom of the ninth, took a dramatic turn when Dominguez stepped up to the plate. “I thought he was going to bunt,” said Yankees manager Aaron Boone, who was busy trying to figure out how to fit a pizza into the dugout. “But then he swung like he was trying to hit a piñata at a birthday party. I was like, ‘What’s he doing? We’re not even celebrating anything!’”
Fans erupted in cheers as the ball soared into the night sky, with one enthusiastic spectator shouting, “That’s the best thing to happen since they invented gluten-free pizza!” Meanwhile, Dominguez’s teammates were left wondering if they should start a pizza fund for their rookie.
“I’m just glad he didn’t try to order a salad,” said veteran player Aaron Judge, who was seen frantically Googling “how to make a salad” during the game. “That would have been a real disaster.”
As for Dominguez, he’s already planning his next big moment. “I’m thinking about hitting a grand slam while trying to order a taco next time,” he said, grinning. “I hear they have a special on Tuesdays.”
With this historic homer, Jasson Dominguez has not only solidified his place in Yankees lore but also in the hearts of pizza lovers everywhere. And if you’re wondering, yes, he did get his pizza—delivered right to the dugout, of course.
