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Ferry sinks near Bali, everyone missing decides to start new island resort.

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • Sports

MLB All-Star Lineups Announced: Aaron Judge and Shohei Ohtani to Lead Team We’re Definitely Not Just Picking Names Out of a Hat

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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StopAntisemitism Founder Predicts Apocalypse if Mamdani Becomes NYC Mayor

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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California fireworks factory explosion leaves 7 missing – evacuation orders still in place, but hey, at least the fireworks were a blast!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Georgia Mall Shooting: Shoppers Mistake Black Friday Madness for Free-for-All, Multiple Casualties Reported

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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FDA Official: I Know Better Than My Own Staff!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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UPenn Bows to Trump, Riley Gaines Demands NCAA Fix Lia Thomas Records!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Red Panda’s Acrobatics Fail: Hospital Releases Daredevil After WNBA Mishap

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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FDA Official Goes Rogue, Plays Russian Roulette with COVID Vaccines!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump asks Supreme Court to help him clean out the ‘deep state’ of pesky consumer safety officials.

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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New NFL Rookie Already Making Headlines: Accused of Assault Before Even Hitting the Field!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
  • US

California man creates To-Do List for White supremacist picnic, includes picnic baskets and assassination of federal officials.

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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