**Yankees Fan Injured by Falling Concrete at Dodger Stadium, According to Report**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the baseball world reeling, a die-hard Yankees fan was injured by a chunk of concrete that fell from the rafters at Dodger Stadium during a recent game. Witnesses say the fan, identified as “Big Tony” from the Bronx, was just minding his own business, loudly proclaiming the superiority of the Yankees, when the concrete decided to take a dive.
“I was just trying to enjoy a hot dog and remind everyone that the Yankees have 27 championships,” Big Tony said from his hospital bed, sporting a new Yankees cap that he insisted was “totally not a good luck charm.” “Next thing I know, I’m dodging concrete like it’s a fastball from Aroldis Chapman!”
Eyewitnesses reported that the concrete fell with the grace of a drunken seagull, landing squarely on Big Tony’s nachos. “It was like a scene from a disaster movie,” said fellow fan and self-proclaimed Dodger historian, “Mildred the Magnificent.” “One minute, we’re cheering for a home run, and the next, we’re calling for a concrete cleanup crew!”
Dodger Stadium officials have since issued a statement, assuring fans that they are “actively investigating the situation” and that “the concrete was definitely not a Yankees fan in disguise.” Meanwhile, Big Tony has started a GoFundMe page titled “Concrete for Concrete,” aiming to raise funds for a new nacho supply and a personal concrete inspector for future games.
As for Big Tony’s recovery, he remains optimistic. “I’ll be back at the stadium in no time,” he declared, “but next time, I’m bringing a hard hat and a Yankees umbrella. You can never be too safe when you’re surrounded by Dodger fans!”
