**Wyndham Clark Issues Apology for Driver Incident During PGA Championship Meltdown**
In a shocking turn of events at the PGA Championship, Wyndham Clark has issued a heartfelt apology for an incident involving his driver that left fans and fellow golfers scratching their heads—and laughing uncontrollably. The incident occurred during the final round when Clark, clearly feeling the pressure, mistook his driver for a golf club and attempted to drive his golf cart down the fairway.
“I thought it was a new strategy,” Clark explained in a press conference that felt more like a stand-up comedy routine. “You know, drive the cart to the hole instead of walking. I mean, who has time for that?”
Witnesses reported that Clark’s cart was seen zigzagging down the fairway, narrowly missing a group of unsuspecting spectators who were busy trying to figure out if they were watching golf or a scene from a slapstick comedy. “I’ve seen some wild shots in my day,” said fellow golfer Phil Mickelson, “but that was the first time I’ve ever seen a driver drive a cart. I thought I was watching a new episode of ‘PGA Gone Wild.’”
In his apology, Clark also addressed the “unfortunate” incident where he accidentally hit a seagull with his golf ball. “I didn’t mean to take out the bird,” he said, “but if it helps, I’m pretty sure it was a double bogey.”
Fans have since rallied behind Clark, with one enthusiastic supporter, Bob “The Birdman” Johnson, stating, “If he can drive a cart like that, he should definitely be in the next Fast & Furious movie. I can see it now: ‘Fast & Furious: Golf Drift.’”
As for Clark, he’s taking the incident in stride. “Next time, I’ll just stick to my irons,” he quipped. “And maybe leave the driving to the professionals—like my caddy, who’s still recovering from the shock.”
In the end, it seems that Wyndham Clark’s driver incident may have been the most entertaining part of the PGA Championship, proving once again that in golf, as in life, sometimes you just have to drive it like you stole it.
