**WNBA Investigation Clears Angel Reese of Hateful Comments: A Shocking Revelation!**
In a stunning turn of events, the WNBA has officially cleared Angel Reese of any wrongdoing after an extensive investigation into alleged “hateful comments” made during a recent game. The investigation, which involved a team of highly trained squirrels and a psychic octopus named Larry, concluded that Reese’s comments were, in fact, “just a misunderstanding involving a very enthusiastic hot dog vendor.”
Eyewitnesses reported that Reese was overheard saying, “I’m going to ketchup with you later!” while pointing at a rival player. However, the WNBA’s top analysts determined that this was merely a playful pun and not a veiled threat involving condiments. “We’ve seen worse things said on the court,” said WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert. “Last week, someone told a player to ‘take a seat’—and they weren’t even talking about the bench!”
In a press conference, Reese expressed her relief, stating, “I just want to play basketball and enjoy my hot dogs in peace. If I wanted to be hateful, I’d just start a TikTok dance challenge with my grandma!”
Meanwhile, rival player and self-proclaimed “Queen of the Court,” Tiffany “The Trash Talker” Thompson, commented, “I’m just glad I didn’t get dragged into this. I’ve got my own beef with the nacho cheese dispenser at the arena. That thing is a menace!”
As the dust settles, fans are left wondering if this incident will spark a new trend in the league: “Pun Wars.” One fan was overheard saying, “If they can’t handle a little ketchup banter, how will they survive my dad jokes?”
In the end, the WNBA has proven once again that when it comes to basketball, humor is the best defense—unless you’re playing against the nacho cheese dispenser.
