**WNBA Finds No Evidence of Racist Remarks by Fans at Sky-Fever Game: Experts Blame It on “Overzealous Nacho Cheese”**
In a shocking turn of events, the WNBA has concluded its investigation into alleged racist remarks made by fans during the recent Sky-Fever game, and the results are in: absolutely nothing to see here, folks! The league’s findings have left many scratching their heads, while others are just scratching their nacho cheese-stained shirts.
Eyewitnesses had claimed that a group of fans in the upper deck were hurling insults that could make a sailor blush. However, after a thorough investigation involving a team of highly trained nacho cheese analysts, the WNBA determined that the only thing being thrown around was a particularly aggressive cheese sauce.
“Honestly, we were just trying to enjoy the game,” said local fan and nacho enthusiast, Bob “Cheddar” Johnson. “I mean, sure, I yelled ‘You can’t shoot!’ at the ref, but that was just nacho cheese talking. I was three nachos deep!”
The league’s spokesperson, Karen “No Relation to the Ref” Smith, stated, “We found no evidence of racism, but we did find a suspicious amount of half-eaten nachos in the stands. We suspect they may have been the real culprits behind the alleged remarks.”
In a bizarre twist, the investigation revealed that the only thing fans were truly upset about was the lack of guacamole at the concession stand. “I was ready to throw down over that,” said local fan and self-proclaimed guacamole connoisseur, Lisa “Avocado” Green. “I mean, who doesn’t want a side of guac with their nachos? That’s the real crime here!”
As the dust settles on this nacho-fueled debacle, the WNBA has vowed to keep a closer eye on fan behavior—especially when it comes to cheese-related incidents. In the meantime, fans are encouraged to keep their nachos to themselves and their opinions to the court. After all, nothing says “sportsmanship” like a well-placed nacho chip!
