**Will the Trump Administration Reverse Musk’s DOGE Impact After His Departure?**
In a shocking turn of events that has left economists scratching their heads and dog owners barking with excitement, the Trump Administration is reportedly considering a plan to reverse the impact of Elon Musk’s beloved Dogecoin (DOGE) after his recent departure from the tech scene. Sources close to the administration, who wish to remain anonymous but are definitely not just my neighbor’s cat, say that the plan involves a series of executive orders that will “bring back the good old days of 2016 when memes were just memes and not currency.”
“Listen, we can’t let a guy who names his kid after a Wi-Fi password dictate our economy,” said former White House advisor and self-proclaimed meme lord, Chuck “The Doge Whisperer” McFluff. “We’re going to replace DOGE with something more stable—like Beanie Babies or pogs. Those were real investments!”
In a press conference that was definitely not held in a basement, Trump himself chimed in, stating, “We’re going to make America’s currency great again. I’m talking about a new coin—let’s call it TRUMPcoin. It’ll be huge! And it’ll have my face on it, which is the only face that should be on money, folks.”
Meanwhile, crypto enthusiasts are in a frenzy, with one DOGE investor, who goes by the name of “DogeFather69,” claiming, “If they take away my DOGE, I’ll just invest in cat memes. Cats are the future, baby!”
As the nation holds its breath, one thing is clear: whether it’s DOGE or TRUMPcoin, the only thing we can count on is that the memes will keep coming, and so will the confusion. Stay tuned for updates as this story develops—right after we finish this round of virtual fetch!
