**White House Refutes Claims of Breaching Judge’s Deportation Order for Venezuelans: “We Just Misunderstood the Instructions!”**
In a stunning turn of events that has left political analysts scratching their heads and comedians rolling on the floor, the White House has officially denied allegations that it breached a judge’s deportation order for Venezuelans. Press Secretary Jen Psaki, sporting a new pair of oversized glasses that she claimed were “for reading the fine print,” addressed the media with a grin that could only be described as “slightly mischievous.”
“We didn’t breach any orders; we just thought the judge was giving us a really complicated recipe for guacamole,” Psaki quipped. “You know how it is—one minute you’re trying to make a delicious dip, and the next, you’re accidentally sending people back to Caracas. It’s a slippery slope!”
Sources close to the administration revealed that the White House staff had been distracted by a viral TikTok dance challenge, which they believed was a new form of diplomacy. “We thought we were just trying to ‘shake things up’ in the immigration debate,” said one anonymous aide, who was last seen practicing the “Venezuelan Shuffle” in the Rose Garden.
Meanwhile, President Biden, who was reportedly napping during the whole debacle, woke up to find his Twitter feed flooded with memes of him as a confused avocado. “I just wanted to make America guac again!” he exclaimed, before promptly falling back asleep.
As the nation waits for further clarification, one thing is clear: the White House is committed to ensuring that all deportation orders are followed—unless, of course, they accidentally confuse them with a recipe for empanadas. In that case, all bets are off.
