**White House Condemns House Democrat’s Controversial Memorial Day Visit to Alleged MS-13 Member: A New Low or Just a New Low?**
In a shocking turn of events that has left political analysts scratching their heads and conspiracy theorists sharpening their pencils, the White House has officially condemned House Democrat Chuck “The Uninvited” Thompson for his recent Memorial Day visit to an alleged MS-13 member, who, according to sources, was just trying to enjoy a barbecue in peace.
Thompson, who was reportedly looking for “a new way to connect with constituents,” arrived at the alleged gang member’s home with a plate of potato salad and a questionable sense of timing. “I thought it was a potluck!” Thompson exclaimed, while dodging questions about his choice of guest. “I mean, who doesn’t love a good barbecue? Plus, I heard they had the best salsa in town!”
The White House quickly issued a statement, with Press Secretary Jen “Not That Jen” Psaki saying, “We do not condone visiting alleged gang members on Memorial Day. That’s a day for honoring our heroes, not for making new friends in questionable neighborhoods. Next time, maybe try a veterans’ hospital or, I don’t know, a hot dog stand?”
In a bizarre twist, Thompson defended his actions by claiming he was “just trying to bridge the gap between politics and the people.” He added, “I thought I could bring some bipartisan spirit to the table. Turns out, they only wanted to bring the chips.”
Political pundit and self-proclaimed “Expert on Everything” Barry “The Brain” McFadden weighed in, stating, “This is the kind of thing that could either ruin a career or launch a new reality show. ‘Dancing with the Gangsters’ has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?”
As the dust settles on this political barbecue debacle, one thing is clear: Memorial Day will never be the same again. And as for Thompson, he’s reportedly considering a new career in catering—because if there’s one thing he learned, it’s that you can’t please everyone, especially when you’re serving up potato salad at an alleged gang member’s house.
