**White House Urges Iran to Embrace Nuclear Agreement, Promises Free T-Shirts and Cookies**
In a bold move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and comedians rolling on the floor, the White House has officially called on Iran to embrace the nuclear agreement amid rising concerns from the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) about uranium enrichment. “We’re just trying to help,” said White House Press Secretary Karla Gigglebottom, who added, “And we’re offering free T-shirts and cookies to sweeten the deal. Who can say no to cookies?”
The IAEA recently reported that Iran has been enriching uranium at levels that could make even the most seasoned baker raise an eyebrow. “It’s like they’re trying to make a cake that could blow up,” said IAEA spokesperson Chuck “The Enricher” Baker. “We’re just here to ensure they don’t accidentally bake a nuclear soufflé.”
In response to the White House’s plea, Iranian officials were reportedly amused. “We appreciate the offer of cookies, but we prefer our uranium like our tea—strong and with a hint of rebellion,” said Iranian Foreign Minister Javad Zarif, who was last seen trying to negotiate a deal for a lifetime supply of chocolate chip cookies.
Meanwhile, President Biden, in a rare moment of levity, quipped, “If we can get Iran to sign the agreement, I’ll personally deliver the cookies. And I promise they won’t be gluten-free!”
As the world watches this diplomatic bake-off unfold, one thing is clear: when it comes to nuclear negotiations, nothing says “let’s make peace” quite like a plate of freshly baked cookies.
