**Walz Condemned for ‘Sickening’ Nazi-Era Language in Critique of Trump’s Immigration Policy: ‘Anti-American’**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation gasping for air and clutching their pearls, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has been condemned for using “sickening” Nazi-era language while critiquing former President Donald Trump’s immigration policy. The phrase that sent shockwaves through the political landscape? “Let’s not build a wall, let’s build a bridge!”
Critics were quick to pounce, with one outraged citizen, who wished to remain anonymous but insisted on being called “Patriot McFreedom,” declaring, “This is exactly how Hitler started! First, it’s bridges, then it’s free Wi-Fi for everyone! What’s next? Universal healthcare?!”
In a press conference that felt more like a circus than a political event, Walz defended his comments, stating, “I was just trying to promote unity! You know, like when you unite a bunch of cats in a room and they all just stare at each other awkwardly.”
Meanwhile, Trump himself weighed in via his favorite medium, Twitter, where he tweeted, “Walz is a loser! He wants to build bridges instead of walls. What’s next? A trampoline park for illegal immigrants? Sad!”
Political analysts are now scrambling to decipher the implications of Walz’s “sickening” language. Dr. Ima Quack, a self-proclaimed expert in political linguistics, stated, “This is a slippery slope. If we allow bridges, what’s to stop them from wanting to build roller coasters? We can’t have immigrants riding roller coasters while Americans are stuck in traffic!”
As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: the only thing more divisive than immigration policy is the question of whether or not to put pineapple on pizza. And if there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that nobody wants to see a pizza topped with Nazi-era language.
