**Voice Actor Jonathan Joss, Known for ‘King of the Hill,’ Tragically Shot Outside Texas Home—But Not in the Way You Think!**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the voice acting community reeling, Jonathan Joss, the iconic voice of the beloved character John Redcorn from “King of the Hill,” was tragically shot outside his Texas home. But before you reach for the tissues, let’s clarify: it was just a rogue paintball gun incident during a neighborhood paintball tournament gone horribly wrong.
Eyewitnesses report that Joss was simply trying to enjoy a quiet evening when he was ambushed by a group of overzealous teenagers who mistook him for a target in their “Paintball Apocalypse.” “I thought I was just going to grab some tacos,” Joss lamented, “but instead, I ended up looking like a walking piñata!”
Local resident and self-proclaimed paintball expert, Chuck “The Paintball Picasso” Thompson, defended the teens, stating, “They thought they were just practicing their aim! I mean, who wouldn’t want to shoot a guy who voices a character that’s basically a Native American version of Bob Ross?”
In a bizarre twist, Joss has since embraced his newfound fame as a paintball martyr. “I’m thinking of starting a new animated series called ‘King of the Paintball,’” he joked. “It’ll be like ‘King of the Hill,’ but with more splatters and fewer propane references.”
As for the teenagers, they’ve reportedly started a GoFundMe to cover the cost of the paintballs they wasted. “We didn’t mean to shoot him,” one teen said, “but if we did, we’d like to think we gave him a colorful send-off!”
In the end, Joss remains unscathed—except for a few bruises and a new appreciation for taco delivery services. “Next time, I’m just ordering in,” he quipped. “Who knew paintball could be so… messy?”
Stay tuned for updates on this developing story, and remember folks, always check your paintball guns before aiming at a voice actor!
