**Venezuelan Families Anxious as Trump Marks Deportations to El Salvador: A Comedy of Errors**
In a shocking turn of events that has left Venezuelan families scratching their heads and checking their calendars, former President Donald Trump has decided to commemorate his deportation policies by throwing a “Deportation Day” party—complete with balloons, confetti, and a piñata shaped like a taco truck. The event, scheduled for next Tuesday, has left many Venezuelans wondering if they should pack their bags or just pack a snack.
“I thought we were safe here in Venezuela,” said local resident Maria “I’m Not Going Anywhere” Gonzalez. “But now I hear Trump is sending people to El Salvador? I can’t even find my way to the grocery store without Google Maps! How am I supposed to navigate to El Salvador?”
In a bizarre twist, Trump announced his plans via a tweet that read, “Deportations are the new black! #MakeDeportationsGreatAgain.” This has led to widespread confusion among families who are now frantically Googling “How to get to El Salvador” and “Do they have good tacos?”
Meanwhile, Venezuelan dad Carlos “I Just Want to Stay” Ramirez expressed his concerns: “I told my kids to pack their bags, but they just packed their video games. I guess they think they can just play Fortnite in El Salvador. Spoiler alert: they can’t!”
As the countdown to Deportation Day continues, families are left wondering if they should be preparing for a road trip or a reality show. “I just hope they have Wi-Fi in El Salvador,” said 12-year-old Sofia Ramirez, who is more concerned about her TikTok followers than her geographical location.
In the end, one thing is clear: whether it’s a party or a panic, Venezuelan families are ready to face whatever absurdity comes next—preferably with a side of guacamole.
