**Utah Men Charged with Aiding Terrorist-Designated Mexican Cartel: “We Thought It Was a Taco Truck!”**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the Beehive State buzzing, two Utah men, Chad “The Taco Whisperer” Thompson and his cousin, Kyle “I Only Do It for the Guac” Johnson, have been charged with aiding a terrorist-designated Mexican cartel. Authorities say the duo believed they were simply helping out a local taco truck, which, in their defense, was named “El Chapo’s Tacos.”
“We thought we were just supporting small business,” said Thompson, who was last seen wearing a sombrero and a shirt that read “I Love Tacos More Than My Wife.” “I mean, who wouldn’t want to help a guy named ‘El Chapo’? Sounds like a friendly dude!”
According to the FBI, the pair allegedly provided logistical support to the Sinaloa Cartel, which they mistook for a new taco delivery service. “We were just trying to get the best burrito in town,” Johnson explained, “and they had the best Yelp reviews. I mean, who wouldn’t want to partner with a cartel that has a five-star rating?”
Local taco enthusiasts have rallied behind the duo, with one fan stating, “If they’re going to jail, I’m going with them! I can’t live in a world without tacos!” Meanwhile, the cartel has reportedly issued a statement saying, “We appreciate the support, but we’re not a taco truck. We’re a serious business. Please stop sending us your family recipes.”
As the case unfolds, Thompson and Johnson remain optimistic. “If we can get a taco truck out of this, it’ll all be worth it,” Thompson said, while Johnson added, “I just hope they have Wi-Fi in prison. I need to keep my taco blog updated!”
In a world where the line between culinary passion and criminal enterprise is as thin as a corn tortilla, one thing is clear: Utah men will go to great lengths for a good taco.
