**US Judge Prevents Trump from Halting Biden’s Migrant ‘Parole’ Programs: A Legal Tangle of Epic Proportions**
In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation scratching its collective head, a US judge has ruled that former President Donald Trump cannot halt President Biden’s migrant ‘parole’ programs. The ruling came after Trump attempted to file a motion that was reportedly written in crayon and included a doodle of a taco truck.
Judge Judy McGuffin, who presided over the case, stated, “This is not a game of Monopoly, Mr. Trump. You can’t just pass ‘Go’ and collect $200 every time you feel like it.” She added, “Besides, I’m pretty sure the last time you tried to build a wall, it ended up being a giant piñata.”
In a press conference that was more circus than serious, Trump declared, “I’m going to appeal this decision. I have the best lawyers—believe me, they’re tremendous. They even have their own reality show called ‘Law & Order: Special Victims Unit of My Ego.’”
Meanwhile, Biden responded with a grin, saying, “I’m just trying to help people. If Trump wants to stop it, he can try, but I hear he’s not great at stopping things—just look at his hair.”
In a bizarre twist, a group of self-proclaimed “Migrant Parole Enthusiasts” held a rally outside the courthouse, chanting, “Let them in! Let them in!” while juggling tacos and wearing sombreros. One enthusiastic supporter, who identified himself as “Carlos the Taco Whisperer,” exclaimed, “We just want to share the love—and the guacamole!”
As the legal battle continues, one thing is clear: the only thing more complicated than US immigration policy is trying to understand what’s going on in Trump’s mind. Stay tuned for more updates, or as Trump might say, “Stay tuned for the best updates—nobody does updates better than me!”
