**US Judge Claims Trump Administration is ‘Creating Chaos’ in South Sudan Deportations, Intensifying Conflict**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the world scratching its head and wondering if they accidentally tuned into a reality show, a US judge has declared that the Trump administration is “creating chaos” in South Sudan deportations. This revelation comes just as the administration was gearing up for its next big event: “Deportation Derby: The Ultimate Showdown.”
Judge Judy McGuffin, known for her no-nonsense approach and her collection of cat-themed gavel sets, stated, “It’s like watching a toddler try to assemble IKEA furniture—lots of chaos, no clear outcome, and someone is definitely going to end up crying.” The judge’s comments were made during a hearing where she was reportedly distracted by a live feed of a cat playing the piano.
The Trump administration, however, is unfazed. “We’re just trying to make South Sudan great again,” said former White House advisor and self-proclaimed ‘Chaos Coordinator’ Steve Bannon. “If you’re not creating chaos, are you even doing politics? It’s like trying to bake a cake without flour—just a sad, gooey mess.”
Meanwhile, South Sudanese officials are reportedly confused. “We thought we were just getting deported, not thrown into a reality show,” said local resident and aspiring TikTok star, Juma Wok. “I mean, if I’m going to be on TV, I at least want to wear something nice!”
As the situation escalates, the judge has ordered a temporary halt to deportations until someone can figure out how to assemble the IKEA furniture of international law. “Until then,” she quipped, “I suggest we all just take a deep breath and maybe binge-watch some cat videos. They’re much less chaotic.”
In the meantime, the Trump administration is reportedly working on a new slogan: “Deportation: It’s Not Just a Policy, It’s an Adventure!” Stay tuned for updates as this story continues to unfold—preferably with popcorn in hand.
