**Trump’s Tariff Assault Threatens European Economy, Even in Optimistic Outlook**
In a shocking turn of events, former President Donald Trump has announced a new round of tariffs that he claims will “make Europe pay for their croissants.” Economists are scratching their heads, wondering how a pastry could possibly be the linchpin of international trade, but Trump insists that “if they can make a baguette that long, they can afford to pay a little extra.”
The tariffs, which are set to target everything from French cheese to German beer, have left European leaders in a state of panic. “We were just getting over Brexit, and now this?” lamented Ursula von der Leyen, President of the European Commission. “I mean, what’s next? A tax on our ability to enjoy a good siesta?”
In a bizarre twist, Trump’s tariffs have sparked a new trend in Europe: the “Tariff Tea Party,” where citizens gather to sip overpriced tea and discuss how to smuggle in their favorite snacks. “I’ve started hiding my Gouda in my luggage,” said Hans Müller, a cheese enthusiast from Amsterdam. “It’s like a game of international hide-and-seek!”
Meanwhile, European economists are trying to remain optimistic. “We’re looking at a bright future,” said Dr. Greta Greenfield, a renowned economist. “Sure, we might have to start making our own cheese, but have you ever tried making cheese at home? It’s a great way to bond with your family… or drive them away!”
As the tariffs loom, Trump remains unfazed. “I’m just trying to help Europe,” he tweeted, “by making them appreciate American cheese. It’s the best cheese. Believe me.”
So, as Europe braces for the impending cheese crisis, one thing is clear: if you thought the economy was cheesy before, just wait until the tariffs hit!
