**Trump’s NSC Cuts Ignite Controversy: Is the ‘Deep State’ Battle Endangering National Security?**
In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and conspiracy theorists dancing in the streets, former President Donald Trump has proposed drastic cuts to the National Security Council (NSC). The decision has sparked a firestorm of controversy, with critics claiming that the “Deep State” is now more endangered than a vegan at a Texas barbecue.
“Cutting the NSC is like removing the lifeguard from a kiddie pool,” said self-proclaimed political expert and part-time fortune teller, Crystal Ballington. “Sure, it’s a shallow end, but you never know when a toddler might try to do a cannonball!”
Trump, in a recent rally, defended his decision with his signature flair. “The NSC is just a bunch of people sitting around drinking lattes and plotting to take my hair gel,” he declared. “I mean, who needs national security when you have Twitter? I can tweet my way out of anything!”
Meanwhile, former NSC advisor and current TikTok influencer, Fiona Fumble, expressed her concerns. “Without the NSC, who’s going to tell us when it’s time to panic about aliens? I can’t just rely on my neighbor’s Facebook posts for that!”
As the debate rages on, some are left wondering if the real threat to national security is the possibility of Trump hosting a reality show called “Survivor: Deep State Edition.” “I can see it now,” said political analyst and amateur magician, David Disappearo. “Each week, contestants will be voted off based on their ability to dodge subpoenas!”
In the end, one thing is clear: whether it’s a deep state or a shallow pool, the only thing we can be sure of is that the drama will continue. And as long as there are cameras, there will be no shortage of entertainment.
