**Trump’s Energy Secretary Claims Biden’s Regulations Are Just Like North Korea’s Policies: “Next, He’ll Ban Ice Cream!”**
In a shocking revelation that has left political analysts scratching their heads and conspiracy theorists high-fiving in their basements, former Energy Secretary Rick “The Energy Wizard” Perry has boldly compared President Biden’s regulations to the policies of North Korea. “I mean, what’s next?” Perry exclaimed during a recent press conference held in a dimly lit basement filled with energy drinks and questionable snacks. “Is he going to ban ice cream? Because if he does, I’m moving to Pyongyang!”
Perry, who is known for his love of all things energy-related and his uncanny ability to mispronounce “nuclear,” claimed that Biden’s environmental regulations are reminiscent of Kim Jong-un’s strict policies. “In North Korea, you can’t even breathe without permission! And here, Biden wants to regulate everything from your car’s emissions to how many times you can say ‘climate change’ in a day. It’s like he’s trying to turn America into a giant, sad version of North Korea, but with more avocado toast!”
The former Secretary’s comments have sparked a wave of reactions, including from fellow Trump administration alumni. Kellyanne Conway chimed in, stating, “If Biden keeps this up, I wouldn’t be surprised if he starts issuing ‘Dear Leader’ style edicts. Next thing you know, we’ll all be required to wear matching jumpsuits and salute the flag while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in unison!”
Meanwhile, a spokesperson for the Biden administration responded with a simple, “We’re just trying to save the planet, folks. But if you want to wear matching jumpsuits, we can arrange that too.”
As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: whether it’s energy policies or ice cream, the only thing we can count on is that the political circus will keep us entertained. So grab your popcorn, folks—this show is just getting started!
