**Trump’s Battle with Harvard: A Fox News Politics Update**
In a shocking twist that has left political analysts scratching their heads and Harvard students wondering if they should start a GoFundMe for their tuition, former President Donald Trump has declared war on the Ivy League institution. The battle began when Trump, in a late-night Twitter rant, accused Harvard of “not being as smart as me” and “having too many books.”
“Books are for losers,” Trump reportedly said during a press conference held in front of a giant inflatable eagle. “I prefer my knowledge in the form of tweets and fast food menus. Who needs a degree when you can have a Big Mac?”
In response, Harvard released a statement that read, “We are deeply concerned about Mr. Trump’s misunderstanding of higher education. We invite him to attend one of our classes, but we fear he might try to negotiate a better grade with a cheeseburger.”
Meanwhile, Trump’s supporters have rallied behind him, with one enthusiastic fan, Bob “The Brain” McGee, declaring, “Harvard is just jealous because they can’t handle the truth! And the truth is, I can spell ‘covfefe’ without a degree!”
As the feud escalates, Trump has proposed a new educational initiative: “Trump University 2.0,” which he claims will be “the best university ever, believe me.” Sources say the curriculum will include classes like “How to Win Friends and Influence People (with Tweets)” and “The Art of the Deal: Negotiating with Your Hairdresser.”
In a final twist, Harvard has offered to settle the dispute with a friendly game of golf, but Trump has insisted on playing mini-golf instead, claiming, “It’s more fun and I can wear my best red hat!”
As the saga unfolds, one thing is clear: whether it’s on the golf course or in the classroom, Trump is determined to prove that he’s the smartest guy in the room—even if that room is filled with Nobel laureates and a few inflatable eagles. Stay tuned for more updates as this epic battle continues!
