**Trump’s 20th Week in Office: White House Meeting with European Leader and Anticipated Call with Xi**
In a whirlwind of diplomacy that could only be described as “a circus on roller skates,” President Trump’s 20th week in office saw him hosting European leader, Chancellor Bratwurst von Pretzelstein of the fictional nation of Bavariania. The meeting, which was supposed to focus on trade agreements, quickly devolved into a spirited debate over the best way to cook bratwurst.
“Listen, I love a good bratwurst,” Trump declared, gesturing wildly with a hot dog in hand. “But let’s be honest, nothing beats a good ol’ American cheeseburger. I mean, have you seen the size of our burgers? They’re huge! Tremendous! You could feed a family of four with just one!”
Chancellor von Pretzelstein, clearly unimpressed, responded, “Mr. President, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but we’re here to discuss tariffs, not toppings.” To which Trump replied, “Tariffs? I thought we were talking about ‘tar-iffic’ food! Let’s make Bavariania great again!”
Meanwhile, anticipation builds for Trump’s upcoming call with Chinese President Xi Jinping. Sources close to the White House report that Trump plans to discuss trade, climate change, and the best way to build a wall around the Great Wall of China. “I’m thinking of a big, beautiful wall,” Trump said, “but with a moat! A moat filled with alligators! Tremendous alligators!”
As the week wraps up, political analysts are left scratching their heads, wondering if the real winner of this diplomatic debacle is the hot dog industry. “If we can’t solve world peace, at least we can solve world hunger,” Trump quipped, before accidentally dialing his golf buddy instead of Xi.
Stay tuned for next week’s episode of “As the White House Turns,” where we’ll explore Trump’s plans to negotiate peace in the Middle East over a game of Monopoly.
