**Trump to Pull Musk Associate’s NASA Nomination, According to AP Source: Space Cadets in Disarray!**
In a shocking twist that has left the galaxy spinning, former President Donald Trump has reportedly decided to pull the nomination of Elon Musk’s associate, Dr. Zog Blipblorp, for a prestigious position at NASA. Sources close to the situation, who prefer to remain anonymous but are definitely not just my cat, say that Trump was “not impressed” with Blipblorp’s qualifications, which included a PhD in Astrobiology and a minor in “How to Make Space Cool Again.”
“Honestly, I thought he was just a guy who knew how to launch rockets and make memes,” Trump allegedly said during a golf game with his caddy, who also happens to be a former astronaut. “I mean, I can’t have someone at NASA who doesn’t know the difference between a black hole and a donut hole!”
Blipblorp, who once claimed to have invented a new type of rocket fuel made from recycled tweets, responded to the news with a statement that can only be described as “out of this world.” “I’m just trying to get to Mars, man! If I can’t be at NASA, I’ll just start my own space agency. I’ll call it ‘Blipblorp Space Ventures’—we’ll launch rockets powered by good vibes and TikTok dances!”
Meanwhile, Musk himself took to Twitter to express his disappointment, tweeting, “Sad! Zog was going to revolutionize space travel with his patented ‘SpaceXtra’ energy drink. Now we’ll just have to stick to boring old rocket fuel. #MakeSpaceGreatAgain.”
As the nation holds its breath, one thing is clear: the race to the stars just got a lot more entertaining. Stay tuned for updates as we follow this cosmic comedy of errors!
