**Trump Supporter Reports Unprecedented Fundraising Success in Alabama Governor Race**
In a shocking twist that has left political analysts scratching their heads and local raccoons rolling their eyes, a Trump supporter has reported unprecedented fundraising success in the Alabama governor race. The candidate, Bubba “The Trumpinator” McGee, claims to have raised over $5 million in just three days, all while sitting on his porch and sipping sweet tea.
“I just put up a GoFundMe page titled ‘Make Alabama Great Again (Again),’ and the money started pouring in faster than a catfish at a fish fry,” McGee exclaimed, wearing a red MAGA hat that was suspiciously bedazzled. “I even offered donors a chance to win a ride in my truck, which I painted to look like Air Force One. It’s a real crowd-pleaser!”
Local political expert and part-time fortune teller, Miss Cleo “Not That One” Johnson, weighed in on the phenomenon. “It’s unprecedented! I’ve never seen anything like it since the time I accidentally predicted a tornado would hit a barbecue festival. People just love the idea of giving money to someone who promises to make Alabama the ‘greatest state in the union’—right after Texas, of course.”
McGee’s campaign has also introduced a series of bizarre fundraising tactics, including a “Buy One, Get One Free” offer on yard signs and a raffle for a lifetime supply of fried chicken. “I thought about offering a free pair of overalls with every donation, but I realized that might be too generous,” he chuckled.
As the race heats up, McGee’s supporters are rallying behind him, chanting slogans like “Bubba for Governor: Because Why Not?” and “Make Alabama Even More Interesting!” Meanwhile, his opponents are reportedly considering a counter-campaign featuring a talking squirrel named Squeaky, who promises to “bring real change” to the state.
In a state where the motto is “We’re Not Crazy, Just Different,” McGee’s fundraising success is a testament to the power of grassroots support—or perhaps just the allure of free fried chicken. Only time will tell if this unprecedented success translates into votes, but one thing is for sure: Alabama politics just got a whole lot weirder.
