**Trump Proposes Canada Trade Deal: Free Golden Dome for 51st State Status**
In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and Canadians chuckling into their maple syrup, former President Donald Trump suggested that Canada might be willing to trade its sovereignty for a shiny new golden dome. “I mean, who wouldn’t want a golden dome?” Trump exclaimed during a recent rally in a town that may or may not exist, called “Domeville.” “It’s like a trophy for being a country!”
The proposal, which Trump dubbed the “Great Canadian Dome Deal,” would see Canada become the 51st state of the United States in exchange for a free golden dome, which he claims is “the best dome, folks, believe me.” When asked about the practicality of such a trade, Trump replied, “Look, Canada has a lot of trees and hockey players. They can spare a few provinces for a dome that shines brighter than my hair in the sun!”
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau responded with a bemused smile, stating, “We appreciate the offer, but we’re quite fond of our health care and not being part of the Electoral College.” However, sources close to Trudeau revealed that he is “considering” the deal, especially if the dome comes with a lifetime supply of Tim Hortons coffee.
Meanwhile, Canadian citizens have taken to social media to express their thoughts. “A golden dome? What are we, a giant church?” tweeted local resident Bob Mapleleaf. “I’d rather keep my poutine than trade it for a shiny ball!”
As the world watches this bizarre diplomatic dance unfold, one thing is clear: if Canada does become the 51st state, we can expect a lot more “Eh?” in the national anthem and a whole new level of confusion at the border.
