**Trump Suggests Canada Might Become 51st State for Free Golden Dome and Other Major News**
In a shocking turn of events that has left political analysts scratching their heads and Canadians chuckling into their maple syrup, former President Donald Trump has suggested that Canada might just become the 51st state of the United States. The reason? A free golden dome, of course!
During a recent rally in a location that was definitely not a golf course, Trump declared, “If Canada wants to join us, I’ll throw in a golden dome. It’s shiny, it’s beautiful, and it’s the best dome you’ve ever seen. Believe me!” He then paused for dramatic effect, adding, “And they can keep their beavers. I love beavers. Tremendous animals.”
The proposal has sparked a flurry of reactions from both sides of the border. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau responded with a tweet that simply read, “Thanks, but no thanks. We’re good with our health care and free healthcare for beavers.” Meanwhile, Ontario resident and self-proclaimed “Maple Syrup Ambassador” Bob Mapleton exclaimed, “A golden dome? What are we, a giant Christmas ornament? I’d rather keep my poutine!”
Political experts are divided on the feasibility of this proposal. Dr. Ima Joking, a leading political analyst, stated, “This could be the best thing to happen to Canada since they invented hockey. Or it could just be another Tuesday in Trump’s world.”
As the world watches this bizarre saga unfold, one thing is clear: if Canada does become the 51st state, we can expect a lot more “Eh?” in the national anthem and a whole new line of Trump-branded maple syrup. Stay tuned for updates, or as Trump would say, “It’s gonna be huge!”
