**Trump Slams Court’s ‘Political’ Tariff Ruling, Urges Supreme Court Intervention and Other Major Headlines**
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, former President Donald Trump took to social media to express his outrage over a recent court ruling regarding tariffs, which he claims is as political as a debate on whether pineapple belongs on pizza. “This ruling is more political than a campaign rally in a hot dog factory!” Trump tweeted, adding, “I mean, who even eats hot dogs anymore? They’re basically just meat tubes!”
The ruling, which imposed tariffs on imported rubber ducks, has left many wondering if the court was simply trying to make bath time less fun. “I’ve never seen a more ridiculous ruling,” Trump continued. “Next, they’ll be taxing my hair products! And let me tell you, my hair is worth every penny!”
In a surprising twist, Trump has called for the Supreme Court to intervene, suggesting they should “just take a look at the ducks and see how they’re clearly trying to quack their way into our economy.” Legal experts are baffled, with one anonymous source stating, “I didn’t know rubber ducks had lobbying power. What’s next? A plush toy PAC?”
Meanwhile, in other major headlines, Congress is reportedly considering a bill to ban all forms of fruit that don’t fit into a pie. “If it’s not a pie, it’s just a fruit trying to be something it’s not,” said Senator Berry P. Pie, who is leading the charge. “We need to protect our pies from these imposters!”
As the nation holds its breath for the Supreme Court’s decision on the rubber duck debacle, Trump has promised to host a “Duck Rally” in Florida, where he will unveil his new line of “Make Bath Time Great Again” merchandise. “It’s going to be huge,” he declared. “And I’ll even throw in a free rubber duck with every MAGA hat! Because who doesn’t love a good quack?”
Stay tuned for more updates on this quacking good story!
