**Trump Shares Video Gratitude to Elon Musk as Billionaire Concludes White House Era**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation both bewildered and mildly amused, former President Donald Trump released a heartfelt video thanking Elon Musk for his “tremendous contributions” during Musk’s brief stint as President of the United States. Yes, you read that right—Musk, the man who once launched a car into space, somehow managed to squeeze in a term in the White House between launching rockets and tweeting about Dogecoin.
In the video, Trump, sporting a new hairstyle that can only be described as “the electric mop,” said, “Elon, you’ve done more for this country than anyone since George Washington. I mean, who else could turn the White House into a giant Tesla showroom? I’m still waiting for my free Model X!”
Musk, who was reportedly busy trying to figure out how to turn the Oval Office into a hyperloop station, responded with a tweet that simply read, “Thanks, but I’m still trying to figure out how to make Mars habitable. Can we focus on that instead?”
Sources close to the former president revealed that Trump was particularly grateful for Musk’s “innovative” policies, which included replacing the national anthem with a techno remix and declaring Fridays as “Free Pizza Day.” “I love pizza,” Trump exclaimed. “It’s the perfect food—round, like my ideas!”
As the video went viral, social media erupted with reactions. One user, @SpaceCadet2024, tweeted, “I can’t believe we had a president who thought ‘SpaceX’ was a new line of exercise equipment!” Meanwhile, another user, @Musketeer, quipped, “I’m just waiting for the day when Elon announces he’s running for intergalactic president. I’d vote for him!”
As the nation bids farewell to Musk’s brief but bizarre presidency, one thing is clear: the only thing more unpredictable than a rocket launch is the political landscape of America. And if you thought this was the end, just wait until Trump announces his new partnership with Jeff Bezos to create a reality show called “Survivor: Space Edition.” Stay tuned!
