**Trump Shares Marital Wisdom Following Viral Clip of Macron’s Wife: “Just Call Her ‘Honey’!”**
In a stunning turn of events that has left political analysts scratching their heads and comedians rolling on the floor, former President Donald Trump has decided to share his “expert” marital wisdom following the viral clip of Brigitte Macron, the wife of French President Emmanuel Macron, playfully teasing her husband during a public event.
In a press conference held at his Mar-a-Lago estate, Trump, sporting a new hairstyle that can only be described as “the golden tornado,” declared, “Listen folks, I know a thing or two about relationships. Just look at my marriages! They’re like fine wine—some are vintage, some are boxed, but they all get better with age… or at least more expensive!”
When asked about the Macron clip, Trump leaned in conspiratorially and said, “Brigitte is a smart lady. I always say, if you want to keep your marriage spicy, just call her ‘Honey’—or ‘Your Excellency’ if you’re feeling fancy. Works every time!”
He then proceeded to share his top three tips for marital bliss:
1. **Always let her pick the restaurant**—unless it’s Taco Tuesday, then it’s a hard pass.
2. **Compliment her cooking**—even if it’s just a bowl of cereal. “Honey, this is the best cereal I’ve ever had! Did you add a pinch of love?”
3. **Never forget anniversaries**—unless you want to sleep on the couch for a month. “Trust me, folks, the couch is not as comfortable as it looks!”
As the press conference wrapped up, Trump concluded with a wink, “Remember, marriage is like a business deal. You’ve got to negotiate, compromise, and sometimes, just throw in a golf membership to seal the deal!”
Political pundits are now left wondering if Trump’s marital advice will go viral, or if it will simply end up in the “What Not to Do” section of relationship self-help books. Either way, one thing is for sure: the world is watching, and they’re definitely laughing.
