**Trump Questions Biden’s Cancer Timeline, Calls It ‘Very Sad’ – A Deep Dive into the Hair-Raising Drama**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation both bewildered and mildly amused, former President Donald Trump has taken to social media to question President Joe Biden’s cancer timeline, calling it “very sad” and “the most confusing thing since my last haircut.”
During a recent rally in a town that may or may not exist, Trump exclaimed, “I’ve seen a lot of cancer timelines, folks. I’ve seen them all. But Biden’s? It’s like trying to read a menu in a dimly lit Italian restaurant. Very sad!” He then proceeded to pull out a crumpled piece of paper, which he claimed was a “scientific analysis” written by his pet goldfish, Goldie, who he insists is a “very smart fish.”
In response, Biden’s team released a statement that read, “We’re not sure what timeline Trump is referring to, but if it’s the one where he thinks he can run for president again, then yes, that’s very sad.”
Meanwhile, Dr. Phil McCracken, a self-proclaimed expert on timelines and also a part-time magician, weighed in, stating, “I can make a rabbit disappear, but I can’t make sense of Trump’s logic. It’s like trying to find a needle in a haystack while blindfolded and riding a unicycle.”
As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: the only timeline that seems to matter is the one leading up to the next election, where both candidates are expected to bring their A-game—and possibly a few more hair-raising moments. Stay tuned for more updates, or as Trump would say, “It’s going to be huge!”
