**Trump Playfully Hints at Musk’s ‘Final Day’ at DOGE During Upcoming Oval Office Press Conference**
In a press conference that can only be described as a cross between a circus and a reality show, former President Donald Trump took to the podium to address the nation—and the world—about the future of cryptocurrency, specifically Dogecoin (DOGE). With a twinkle in his eye and a hairdo that seemed to defy gravity, Trump playfully hinted that tech mogul Elon Musk might be facing his “final day” at the helm of DOGE.
“Folks, let me tell you, Elon is a great guy. Tremendous guy. But I hear he’s been spending more time tweeting about Dogecoin than actually running Tesla. I mean, what’s next? A Dogecoin-powered Tesla? I can see it now: ‘The Dogemobile!’” Trump quipped, as the audience erupted in laughter.
When pressed for details, Trump leaned in conspiratorially and said, “I’ve got sources, very good sources. They tell me Elon’s been talking to a talking dog about the future of DOGE. I’m not saying it’s true, but if it is, I’d like to meet that dog. I hear he’s got some great ideas!”
As the press conference continued, a bewildered reporter from the *New York Bark* asked, “Mr. Trump, do you think DOGE will ever reach a dollar?” Trump responded with a grin, “A dollar? Why not a million? If we can put a man on the moon, we can put a dog on the dollar!”
Meanwhile, Musk, who was reportedly watching the press conference from his SpaceX launchpad, tweeted, “If I’m going down, I’m taking the Doge with me! #ToTheMoonOrBust.”
As the conference wrapped up, Trump concluded with a flourish, “Remember, folks, whether it’s DOGE or a dog, always bet on the underdog. And if you see Elon, tell him to call me. I’ve got some great ideas for a Dogecoin-themed golf course!”
With that, the world was left wondering: Is this the end of Musk’s reign at DOGE, or just another day in the wild world of cryptocurrency? Only time—and perhaps a talking dog—will tell.
