**Trump Orders U.S. Strikes Against Houthi Militant Sites in Yemen: “I Just Wanted to Make Yemen Great Again!”**
In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and comedians rubbing their hands in glee, former President Donald Trump has ordered U.S. strikes against Houthi militant sites in Yemen. The announcement came during a surprise press conference held in a fast-food restaurant, where Trump was reportedly enjoying a “Yemen Special” — a burger topped with a side of international conflict.
“Look, folks, Yemen is a beautiful place. I’ve seen the pictures. Tremendous beaches, fantastic people. But these Houthis? They’re ruining it! I just wanted to make Yemen great again!” Trump declared, while gesturing wildly with a half-eaten fry. “I mean, who doesn’t love a good airstrike with their fries?”
Sources close to the former president say he was inspired by a recent episode of “The Real Housewives of Yemen,” which he claims “really opened his eyes” to the region’s potential. “I thought, why not give them a little nudge? A little ‘you’re fired’ from the sky!” he added, before accidentally launching a drone while trying to demonstrate a new dance move.
Critics have pointed out that this latest military action might not be the best way to win hearts and minds. “It’s like trying to sell ice cream by throwing it at people,” said one bewildered political analyst. “But hey, at least it’s not a golf course!”
In response to the strikes, Houthi leaders released a statement saying, “We were just trying to enjoy our tea! Now we have to deal with this? Thanks a lot, Trump!” Meanwhile, Trump has promised to host a “Yemen Peace Summit” at Mar-a-Lago, featuring a buffet of “Yemeni-inspired” dishes, including “Houthi Hummus” and “Missiles and Mimosas.”
As the world watches in bemusement, one thing is clear: when it comes to foreign policy, Trump is still serving up the unexpected — with a side of fries.
