**Trump Introduces ‘Golden Dome’ Missile Defense System, Surprises Key Senators**
In a move that has left both allies and adversaries scratching their heads, former President Donald Trump unveiled his latest brainchild: the ‘Golden Dome’ missile defense system. The announcement came during a surprise press conference held at Mar-a-Lago, where Trump claimed the system would not only protect the U.S. from incoming missiles but also serve as a “really classy” addition to his golf course.
“Folks, this is going to be tremendous,” Trump declared, gesturing wildly at a model of the Golden Dome, which suspiciously resembled a giant, gilded beach ball. “It’s like the Dome of the Rock, but with more gold and fewer religious implications. And let me tell you, it’s going to be the best missile defense system ever. Believe me!”
Key senators were reportedly blindsided by the announcement. Senator Chuck Schumer, still recovering from a round of golf with Trump, exclaimed, “I thought we were just discussing infrastructure! Now we’re building a giant golden ball to shoot down missiles? What’s next, a moat filled with alligators?”
Meanwhile, Senator Lindsey Graham, who was seen trying to take a selfie with the model, added, “I’m just here for the photo ops. If it works, great! If not, at least I can say I was part of the ‘Golden Dome’ era.”
Critics have raised eyebrows at the system’s proposed budget of $10 billion, which Trump insists will be funded by “selling commemorative golf balls.” When asked about the feasibility of the Golden Dome, Trump replied, “Feasibility? That’s a word for losers. We’re making America golden again!”
As the press conference wrapped up, Trump concluded with a flourish, “Remember, folks, if you can’t dodge a missile, you might as well look fabulous while trying!” And with that, he disappeared into a cloud of confetti, leaving senators and reporters alike wondering if they had just witnessed a historic defense announcement or the world’s most extravagant birthday party.
