**Trump Enlists Business Leaders to Enhance His Domestic and Global Image: A Hilarious New Strategy**
In a bold move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and comedians rubbing their hands in glee, former President Donald Trump has announced a new initiative to improve his domestic and global image by enlisting a team of business leaders. The plan, dubbed “Operation Image Makeover,” aims to transform Trump from a polarizing figure into a beloved global icon—think less “The Apprentice” and more “The World’s Most Interesting Man.”
“Let’s face it, folks,” Trump declared at a press conference held in a gold-plated conference room, “I need help. My hair alone is a global crisis. I’m bringing in the best and brightest—people who know how to sell a product, like my steaks, which are tremendous, by the way. Tremendous!”
Among the business moguls joining the effort is Elon Musk, who reportedly agreed to help after Trump promised him a lifetime supply of “Trump Steaks” and a personal rocket to Mars. “I’m excited to help,” Musk said, “but I’m still trying to figure out how to launch a Twitter poll from space. It’s complicated.”
Also on board is Jeff Bezos, who, after a brief negotiation involving a lifetime subscription to Amazon Prime, stated, “I’m here to help Trump become the ‘Prime’ candidate again. Get it? Prime? Like Amazon Prime? I’m hilarious!”
Meanwhile, local business owner and self-proclaimed “image consultant” Bob “The Hair Whisperer” McGee has been hired to give Trump a makeover. “I’m going to make his hair look so good, people will think it’s a new species of bird,” McGee boasted. “I’m talking feathers, folks. Feathers!”
As part of the initiative, Trump plans to launch a new line of merchandise, including “Make America Hair Again” hats and “Trump’s World Tour” T-shirts featuring his face superimposed on famous landmarks. “I’m going to be on the Eiffel Tower, folks. It’s going to be huge!” he exclaimed.
Critics are skeptical, with one political analyst stating, “This is like putting lipstick on a pig, but the pig is also tweeting and has a reality show.”
As the world watches this bizarre spectacle unfold, one thing is clear: if nothing else, Trump’s new strategy is guaranteed to keep us all entertained. And who knows? Maybe he’ll even manage to sell a few steaks along the way.
