**Trump Criticizes Court’s ‘Political’ Tariff Ruling, Urges Supreme Court for Swift Action: “I Want My Tariffs Back!”**
In a stunning turn of events that has left political analysts scratching their heads and comedians rolling in laughter, former President Donald Trump has taken to social media to express his outrage over a recent court ruling that deemed his beloved tariffs “political.” In a post that can only be described as a masterpiece of modern art, Trump declared, “This ruling is more political than a debate between two cats fighting over a laser pointer!”
The court’s decision, which Trump claims is a “total disaster,” has prompted him to call on the Supreme Court to intervene faster than a toddler at a candy store. “I want my tariffs back! They were the best tariffs, folks. The best! They were so good, even my hair was jealous!” he exclaimed during a press conference held in front of a giant inflatable taco.
In a bizarre twist, Trump also suggested that the Supreme Court should consider a new tariff on “bad decisions,” which he claims would fund a nationwide campaign to replace all “political correctness” with “political correctness that makes sense.” He added, “If we can’t tariff our way to greatness, what’s the point of being great?”
Political experts, including Dr. Ima Quack from the University of Nonsense, weighed in, stating, “This is a classic case of ‘tariff envy.’ It’s like watching a toddler throw a tantrum because someone else has a bigger toy truck.”
Meanwhile, the Supreme Court has reportedly been busy preparing for their next big case: “Who Wore It Best: Gorsuch or Kavanaugh?” as they try to avoid getting dragged into the tariff drama.
As the nation waits with bated breath for the Supreme Court’s decision, one thing is clear: Trump’s tariffs may be gone, but his ability to turn any situation into a circus is here to stay.
