**Trump Commends Tim Tebow’s NFL Achievements ‘In Spite of Jets Stint’**
In a stunning turn of events that has left the sports world both baffled and amused, former President Donald Trump took to social media to commend Tim Tebow’s NFL achievements, specifically highlighting his ability to succeed “in spite of that disastrous Jets stint.”
“Tim is a tremendous guy, folks. He’s got the heart of a lion and the throwing arm of a, well, a guy who played for the Jets,” Trump tweeted, followed by a series of emojis that can only be described as a mix between a football and a confused cat. “He’s a winner, even when he was losing. Tremendous!”
The Jets, who are still trying to figure out how to spell “quarterback,” had a less-than-stellar run with Tebow in 2012, where he completed a whopping 6 passes in 8 games. “That’s like winning the lottery but only getting a dollar,” said local Jets fan and self-proclaimed football expert, Bob “The Armchair” McGee. “I mean, I could have done that, and I don’t even know how to throw a football!”
In a follow-up interview, Tebow expressed his gratitude for the unexpected praise. “I always knew I was destined for greatness, even if it was just in the eyes of a former president,” he said, while simultaneously trying to sell his new line of inspirational socks. “They’re great for running away from bad teams!”
Meanwhile, Trump’s comments have sparked a wave of support from other NFL legends. “If Tim can survive the Jets, he can survive anything,” said former quarterback and current motivational speaker, Johnny “The Jet” Johnson. “I mean, I once played for the Browns, and I’m still here!”
As the world waits for Tebow’s next move—rumored to be a reality show titled “Tebow vs. The Jets: The Comeback”—one thing is clear: if you can survive the Jets, you can survive anything. And if you can get a compliment from Trump, well, that’s just icing on the cake. Or maybe it’s just a really weird tweet. Either way, we’re here for it!
