**Trump Celebrates Bipartisan Support at Anti-Revenge Porn Bill Signing: “Finally, Something We Can All Agree On!”**
In a stunning display of unity, former President Donald Trump gathered a motley crew of lawmakers from both sides of the aisle to celebrate the signing of the Anti-Revenge Porn Bill, a piece of legislation that aims to protect the dignity of individuals from unsolicited digital nudity. “This is a huge win for everyone,” Trump declared, adjusting his tie, which suspiciously resembled a red, white, and blue flag. “Finally, something we can all agree on! Except for the people who still think ‘revenge porn’ is just a new genre of reality TV.”
The signing ceremony, held in the luxurious Mar-a-Lago ballroom, featured a guest list that included Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, House Speaker Kevin McCarthy, and a surprise appearance by reality TV star Kim Kardashian, who was there to offer her “expertise” on the subject. “I’ve seen a lot of things in my life,” Kardashian said, “but nothing compares to the horror of finding out your ex is a terrible photographer.”
As Trump signed the bill, he quipped, “This is a great day for America! No more ‘Oops, I did it again’ moments for our citizens. Unless, of course, you’re talking about my hair.”
In a rare moment of bipartisan camaraderie, Schumer added, “We may not agree on everything, but we can all agree that nobody wants to see their ex’s questionable angles on the internet.” McCarthy chimed in, “And if we can stop one person from saying, ‘I swear it was just a Snapchat,’ then we’ve done our job!”
As the event wrapped up, Trump raised a glass of sparkling water and proclaimed, “To a future where our private parts stay private! And to all the exes out there—keep your cameras to yourselves!”
The crowd erupted in laughter, proving that even in the most serious of matters, a little humor can go a long way—especially when it involves the former president and his unique take on digital privacy.
