**Trump Warns Against Involving Elon Musk in Meeting with South African Leader: “He Might Try to Sell Him a Tesla!”**
In a shocking turn of events, former President Donald Trump has issued a cautionary tweet regarding the potential involvement of tech mogul Elon Musk in an upcoming meeting with South African President Cyril Ramaphosa. “I love Elon, but let’s be honest, he might just try to sell him a Tesla or convince him to colonize Mars,” Trump tweeted, followed by a series of emojis that can only be described as “confused potato.”
Sources close to Trump revealed that he fears Musk’s entrepreneurial spirit could overshadow diplomatic discussions. “What if he shows up with a prototype of the Cybertruck and tries to convince Ramaphosa that it’s the ultimate solution to South Africa’s energy crisis?” said an anonymous aide, who insisted on being called “The Real Deal.” “I mean, have you seen that thing? It’s like a blender on wheels!”
In a bizarre twist, Musk responded to Trump’s concerns by tweeting, “I promise I won’t bring any rockets or electric cars. Just a few flamethrowers. #JustInCase.” This left many wondering if he was joking or if he had simply forgotten to take his medication.
Political analysts are divided on the issue. “On one hand, you have Trump, who thinks Musk is a genius. On the other, you have Musk, who thinks he’s a genius,” said Dr. Ima Pundit, a self-proclaimed expert in “Techno-Diplomacy.” “It’s like watching two cats fight over a laser pointer.”
As the meeting approaches, the world waits with bated breath. Will Musk bring a Tesla? Will Trump tweet about it? And most importantly, will Ramaphosa be able to keep a straight face while discussing serious matters with two of the world’s most unpredictable figures? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure: if there’s a chance for a meme-worthy moment, you can bet it’ll happen.
