**Trump Backs House Republican Who Missed Vote on One Big Beautiful Bill Act**
In a stunning turn of events that has left political analysts scratching their heads and comedians rolling in laughter, former President Donald Trump has thrown his support behind House Republican Tim “Oopsie” McFumble, who famously missed the vote on the highly anticipated One Big Beautiful Bill Act. This bill, which was supposed to solve all of America’s problems (and possibly bring back disco), was passed without McFumble’s crucial “yea” vote, leaving many to wonder if he was busy perfecting his golf swing or just binge-watching cat videos.
“Tim is a tremendous guy, a real winner,” Trump declared in a recent rally, where he also claimed to have invented the concept of “missing a vote.” “He’s like a magician! One minute he’s there, and the next—poof! He’s gone! It’s a beautiful thing.”
McFumble, who was last seen at a local diner ordering a “Big Beautiful Burger,” defended his absence by stating, “I thought the vote was on Tuesday, but it turns out it was on Wednesday. I mean, who even knows what day it is anymore? I’m just trying to keep up with my TikTok dance moves!”
In a show of solidarity, Trump has promised to host a fundraiser for McFumble, aptly titled “The Art of the Missed Vote.” Tickets are selling fast, with attendees receiving a complimentary “I Missed It” T-shirt and a lifetime supply of “Make America Great Again” napkins.
Political pundit and part-time fortune teller, Crystal Ballington, weighed in on the situation: “This is a classic case of ‘you snooze, you lose.’ But in McFumble’s case, he snoozed so hard he missed the whole party!”
As the nation watches this bizarre political saga unfold, one thing is clear: in the world of politics, missing a vote might just be the new winning strategy. After all, who needs to actually participate when you can just be the star of your own reality show?
