**Trump and Hegseth Set to Unveil ‘Golden Dome’ Missile Defense Strategy, According to US Official**
In a move that has left military analysts scratching their heads and comedians rolling on the floor, former President Donald Trump and Fox News personality Pete Hegseth are reportedly set to unveil their revolutionary “Golden Dome” missile defense strategy. According to a highly questionable source within the Pentagon, the plan involves a giant inflatable dome made of gold-plated Mylar, designed to reflect incoming missiles and, more importantly, to look fabulous while doing it.
“Why shoot down missiles when you can just make them look bad?” Trump reportedly exclaimed during a brainstorming session at Mar-a-Lago, where he was also discussing the merits of a new line of Trump-branded sunscreen. “This dome will be the best dome. Everyone will be talking about it. It’ll be tremendous!”
Hegseth, who has been described as “the human equivalent of a Red Bull,” added, “We’re going to make America safe again, one shiny dome at a time! Plus, it’ll be great for selfies. Imagine the Instagram likes!”
Critics have raised concerns about the practicality of the Golden Dome, with one anonymous military official stating, “I’m not sure how effective a giant balloon is against intercontinental ballistic missiles, but it sure would look great on a golf course.”
In a surprising twist, the duo plans to fund the project through a series of “Dome-raising” events, where attendees can pay to take selfies with the dome and receive a complimentary “Make America Dome Again” hat.
As the world waits with bated breath for the official unveiling, one thing is clear: if nothing else, the Golden Dome will certainly be the most extravagant way to dodge a missile since the invention of the disco ball.
