**Trump Advises Netanyahu to De-escalate Iran Strikes During Nuclear Negotiations: “Just Use a Water Balloon!”**
In a shocking turn of events, former President Donald Trump has reportedly advised Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to “de-escalate” military strikes on Iran during ongoing nuclear negotiations. Sources close to the situation say Trump suggested a more “creative” approach, recommending that Netanyahu “just throw a water balloon or two” instead of missiles.
“Look, Ben,” Trump allegedly said during a recent phone call, “you gotta think outside the box. Water balloons are fun, they’re colorful, and they really get the message across without all that messy kaboom stuff. Plus, they’re way cheaper than missiles! You could buy a whole truckload for the price of one of those fancy bombs!”
Netanyahu, who was reportedly taken aback by the suggestion, responded, “Mr. Trump, I appreciate your input, but I’m not sure how effective a water balloon would be against a nuclear facility.” To which Trump replied, “Have you ever seen a water balloon fight? It’s chaos! And chaos is what we need right now!”
In a follow-up statement, Trump added, “I mean, if it works for my golf game, why not for international diplomacy? Just imagine the headlines: ‘Israel and Iran: A Splash of Peace!’”
Political analysts are divided on the effectiveness of this strategy. “It’s either genius or the worst idea since the time he suggested we buy Greenland,” said Dr. Ima Jokester, a leading expert in international relations. “But hey, at least it’s not boring!”
As the world waits to see if Netanyahu will take Trump’s advice, one thing is clear: if diplomacy fails, we can always count on a good old-fashioned water balloon fight to lighten the mood.
