Trump Administration Withdraws Jared Isaacman’s NASA Administrator Nomination, Replacement Coming Soon

Trump Administration Withdraws Jared Isaacman's NASA Administrator Nomination, Replacement Coming Soon

Trump Administration Withdraws Jared Isaacman's NASA Administrator Nomination, Replacement Coming Soon

**Trump Administration Withdraws Jared Isaacman’s NASA Administrator Nomination, Replacement Coming Soon**

In a shocking twist that has left the cosmos scratching its head, the Trump administration has officially withdrawn Jared Isaacman’s nomination for NASA Administrator. The decision came after a series of “unfortunate” tweets from Isaacman, who, in a moment of cosmic confusion, suggested that Mars was “just a really big red rock” and that astronauts should “just wear sunglasses” to combat space radiation.

“Honestly, we thought he was joking,” said a White House spokesperson who wished to remain anonymous but was definitely not named “Marty McFly.” “But then he started talking about launching a ‘SpaceXperience’ theme park on the Moon, and we realized he might not be the right fit for NASA. I mean, who wants to ride a roller coaster in zero gravity?”

In a press conference that was more chaotic than a cat in a room full of laser pointers, former President Trump stated, “We need someone who understands space. I mean, I’ve been to space—well, not literally, but I’ve seen it on TV. It’s beautiful. Just beautiful. We need a real winner, folks.”

Rumors are swirling about potential replacements, with names like “Buzz Lightyear” and “Captain Planet” being thrown around. However, the frontrunner appears to be “Dr. Spacey McSpaceface,” a self-proclaimed astrophysicist who once claimed to have invented the black hole. “I’m ready to take NASA to infinity and beyond!” McSpaceface declared, while wearing a tinfoil hat and sipping Tang.

As the nation holds its breath for the next cosmic appointment, one thing is clear: the stars may be aligning, but the administration’s nomination process is still a bit of a black hole. Stay tuned for updates, and remember, in space, no one can hear you scream… unless you’re in a Zoom meeting with the Trump administration.

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