**Trump Administration Withdraws Jared Isaacman’s NASA Administrator Nomination, Replacement Coming Soon**
In a shocking twist that has left the cosmos scratching its head, the Trump administration has officially withdrawn Jared Isaacman’s nomination for NASA Administrator. The decision came after a series of “unfortunate” tweets from Isaacman, who, in a moment of cosmic confusion, suggested that Mars was “just a really big red rock” and that astronauts should “just wear sunglasses” to combat space radiation.
“Honestly, we thought he was joking,” said a White House spokesperson who wished to remain anonymous but was definitely not named “Marty McFly.” “But then he started talking about launching a ‘SpaceXperience’ theme park on the Moon, and we realized he might not be the right fit for NASA. I mean, who wants to ride a roller coaster in zero gravity?”
In a press conference that was more chaotic than a cat in a room full of laser pointers, former President Trump stated, “We need someone who understands space. I mean, I’ve been to space—well, not literally, but I’ve seen it on TV. It’s beautiful. Just beautiful. We need a real winner, folks.”
Rumors are swirling about potential replacements, with names like “Buzz Lightyear” and “Captain Planet” being thrown around. However, the frontrunner appears to be “Dr. Spacey McSpaceface,” a self-proclaimed astrophysicist who once claimed to have invented the black hole. “I’m ready to take NASA to infinity and beyond!” McSpaceface declared, while wearing a tinfoil hat and sipping Tang.
As the nation holds its breath for the next cosmic appointment, one thing is clear: the stars may be aligning, but the administration’s nomination process is still a bit of a black hole. Stay tuned for updates, and remember, in space, no one can hear you scream… unless you’re in a Zoom meeting with the Trump administration.
