**Trump Administration to Revamp National Security Council Following Waltz’s Exit: A Dance of Diplomacy**
In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and dance instructors rubbing their hands in glee, the Trump Administration has announced a complete revamp of the National Security Council following the unexpected exit of Waltz, the council’s former head of “Dancing with Diplomacy.” Sources close to the administration say that the new strategy will focus less on traditional security measures and more on the art of the cha-cha.
“Waltz was great, but we need someone who can really shake things up,” said an anonymous White House aide who insisted on being called “DJ Donny.” “We’re looking for a new head who can not only negotiate peace treaties but also teach the world how to do the Macarena.”
In a press conference that was more like a talent show, Trump himself announced the new direction. “We’re going to bring in some real heavyweights,” he declared, gesturing wildly. “I’m talking about people who can tango with terrorists and salsa with sanctions. We need a council that can boogie down with the best of them!”
Among the contenders for the position are former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, who reportedly has a mean two-step, and Kellyanne Conway, who is rumored to have a secret talent for the moonwalk. “I can assure you, I’m ready to moonwalk into any negotiation,” Conway said, while simultaneously dodging questions about her last appearance on television.
Meanwhile, the administration is also considering hiring a professional dance troupe to serve as advisors. “Why not?” said Trump. “If we can’t solve the world’s problems, at least we can make them look good while we’re at it!”
As the nation holds its breath in anticipation of the new National Security Council, one thing is clear: the only thing more unpredictable than international relations is the next dance move from the Trump Administration. Stay tuned for the next episode of “So You Think You Can Negotiate?”
