**Trump Administration Seeks to Overturn Flores Decree on Unaccompanied Minor Detention: A Comedy of Errors**
In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and comedians rubbing their hands in glee, the Trump Administration has announced its intention to overturn the Flores Decree, a legal agreement that limits the detention of unaccompanied minors. “We believe children should be free to roam the halls of our detention centers like they’re at a summer camp,” said former White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, who added, “What’s more American than a little bit of chaos?”
The Flores Decree, which has been in place since 1997, was designed to ensure that children are treated humanely while in custody. But the Trump Administration is convinced that the best way to teach kids about responsibility is to throw them into a room with a bunch of adults who haven’t showered in days. “It’s like a reality show, but with fewer cameras and more crying,” quipped Jared Kushner, who is reportedly working on a new series called “Keeping Up with the Detained.”
In a bizarre twist, the administration has proposed replacing the Flores Decree with a new initiative called “Camp Detention: The Ultimate Experience.” According to a leaked memo, the program will feature “team-building exercises” like “Hide and Seek with ICE” and “Pin the Blame on the Immigrant.”
“Kids love games!” exclaimed Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos, who is apparently still trying to figure out how to play Monopoly without losing all her money. “And what better way to teach them about the American dream than by letting them experience it in a detention center?”
As the administration pushes forward with its plans, critics are left wondering if this is a serious policy proposal or just an elaborate prank orchestrated by late-night comedians. “Honestly, I can’t tell anymore,” said political analyst and part-time juggler, Chuck Wobblebottom. “It’s like they’re trying to win an award for ‘Most Absurd Policy of the Year.’”
In the meantime, the nation waits with bated breath to see if the Trump Administration will succeed in its quest to turn detention centers into the hottest new vacation destination. After all, who wouldn’t want to spend their summer in a place where the only thing more questionable than the food is the Wi-Fi?
