**Trump Administration Resumes Detention of Immigrant Families: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Family Reunion?**
In a shocking twist that has left political analysts scratching their heads and comedians rubbing their hands in glee, the Trump Administration has announced the resumption of the detention of immigrant families. Yes, folks, it’s like a family reunion, but instead of a barbecue, it’s more of a “let’s all sit in a room and contemplate our life choices” kind of vibe.
“Honestly, we just wanted to bring families closer together,” said a spokesperson who definitely wasn’t wearing a “Make America Detain Again” hat. “What better way to bond than by sharing a cozy cell? It’s like a sleepover, but with fewer snacks and more existential dread!”
Critics are calling this move “inhumane,” but supporters are quick to point out that it’s a great way to teach kids about the importance of following rules. “I mean, if you can’t follow the rules of a country, how can you expect to follow the rules of Monopoly?” said one enthusiastic supporter, who also claimed to have invented a new game called “Detentionopoly,” where the only way to win is to not get caught.
Meanwhile, Trump himself tweeted, “We’re just trying to keep families together! Who doesn’t love a good family bonding experience? #FamilyDetentionFun.” When asked for clarification, he added, “I mean, have you seen how much fun my family has at Mar-a-Lago? It’s like a never-ending vacation, but with more golf and fewer immigrants!”
As the administration gears up for this new chapter in family fun, one thing is clear: if you thought Thanksgiving was awkward, just wait until you see the next family reunion at the detention center. Bring your own turkey!
