**Trump Administration May Permit Iran to Maintain Limited Uranium Enrichment, According to Report**
In a shocking twist that has left political analysts scratching their heads and conspiracy theorists high-fiving, the Trump administration is reportedly considering allowing Iran to maintain limited uranium enrichment. Sources close to the situation, who wish to remain anonymous but are definitely not just my neighbor’s cat, say this could be part of a new diplomatic strategy dubbed “Let’s Make Deals, Not War (Unless It’s a Really Good Deal).”
Former President Donald Trump, known for his unconventional approach to foreign policy, was quoted saying, “If Iran wants to enrich uranium, who am I to stop them? I mean, have you seen my golf game? I can’t even enrich my own swing!”
Meanwhile, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, who was last seen trying to negotiate a peace treaty between cats and dogs, chimed in with, “We’re just trying to keep things interesting. If they can enrich uranium, maybe we can finally get them to enrich their music playlists. Have you heard their taste in pop? It’s terrible!”
In a bizarre twist, Iranian officials responded with enthusiasm, stating, “We’re just excited to finally be included in the ‘Uranium Enrichment Club.’ We’ve been waiting for our invitation since 2015. Can we bring snacks?”
Political experts are divided on the implications of this potential deal. “It’s like giving a toddler a box of crayons and hoping they don’t draw on the walls,” said Dr. Ima Joking, a leading analyst at the Institute of Overly Optimistic Predictions. “But hey, at least it’s not a wall.”
As the world holds its breath, one thing is clear: if this deal goes through, we might just see a new era of diplomacy where uranium enrichment is the new avocado toast. Stay tuned for updates, and remember, folks: in politics, anything is possible—especially if it’s completely absurd!
