**Trump Administration Introduces Streamlined Process for Firing Federal Workers Linked to DOGE Misconduct**
In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and dog owners barking with laughter, the Trump Administration has unveiled a new initiative aimed at swiftly firing federal workers linked to “DOGE misconduct.” Yes, you read that right—DOGE, as in the beloved Shiba Inu meme that has taken the internet by storm and, apparently, the federal workforce by surprise.
“Look, we can’t have federal employees wasting their time on memes when they should be working on important things like making America great again,” said former President Donald Trump during a press conference held in front of a giant inflatable DOGE. “If they’re busy trading DOGE instead of doing their jobs, it’s time to say ‘bye-bye’!”
The new streamlined process, dubbed “Operation Doge-Bye,” allows managers to fire employees with just a single tweet. “It’s like firing someone with a click of a button, but way cooler,” said Chief of Staff Barkley McBarkface, who also happens to be a golden retriever. “We’re saving time and making federal employment fun again!”
Critics of the initiative have raised concerns about the potential for abuse. “What if someone accidentally tweets ‘You’re fired!’ while trying to order a pizza?” asked disgruntled federal worker Linda Pawsworth. “I mean, I love DOGE, but I also love my job!”
In response, the administration has assured the public that all firings will be conducted with the utmost seriousness. “We’re not just firing people willy-nilly,” said Trump. “We have a very sophisticated algorithm that analyzes their DOGE trading history, their meme-sharing habits, and their overall doggo enthusiasm.”
As the nation watches this bizarre new chapter unfold, one thing is clear: the only thing more volatile than the DOGE market is the job security of federal workers. So, if you’re in the government and your boss starts tweeting about DOGE, it might be time to update that resume—or at least invest in some dog treats.
