**Trump Administration Encouraged to Back Striking Iranian Truckers: ‘Could Cripple the Regime’**
In a shocking turn of events, the Trump administration has been urged to throw its weight behind the striking Iranian truckers, with insiders claiming that a little support could “cripple the regime faster than a toddler on a sugar high.”
Sources close to the White House, who wish to remain anonymous but definitely aren’t just random guys in a basement, say that the truckers’ strike is the perfect opportunity for the U.S. to flex its muscles. “Imagine if we sent them a few of those ‘Make America Great Again’ hats,” said one official, who identified himself as “Maverick McFreedom.” “They’d be so confused, they might just stop working altogether!”
Meanwhile, former President Trump himself weighed in on the situation via his favorite medium: Twitter. “Iranian truckers are STRIKING! Sad! They should be STRIKING deals instead! #MakeTruckingGreatAgain,” he tweeted, followed by a series of emojis that included a truck, a thumbs-up, and a confused cat.
Political analysts are scratching their heads, wondering how a bunch of truckers could possibly bring down a regime. “It’s simple,” said Dr. Ima Genius, a political scientist at the University of Overreaction. “If they can’t deliver their goods, how will they ever get their hands on the world’s supply of saffron? That’s a national crisis!”
As the situation unfolds, truckers are reportedly considering a new slogan: “We haul, you fall!” Meanwhile, the Trump administration is preparing to send a shipment of “Freedom Fries” to Iran, just in case the truckers need a snack during their negotiations.
In the end, one thing is clear: if the truckers can bring down the Iranian regime, they might just earn a spot on the next season of “Dancing with the Stars.” After all, who doesn’t love a good revolution with a side of cha-cha?
