**Trump Administration Aims for 3,000 Daily Arrests of Illegal Immigrants: A New Reality Show?**
In a bold move that has left the nation scratching its collective head, the Trump Administration announced its ambitious plan to arrest 3,000 illegal immigrants daily. The initiative, dubbed “Operation: Where’s Waldo?” aims to locate undocumented individuals faster than you can say “fake news.”
“Why stop at 3,000?” exclaimed former President Trump during a press conference held in front of a giant inflatable taco. “We could be arresting 10,000 a day! I mean, have you seen how many people are in my golf club? They’re practically begging to be deported!”
The plan has sparked a flurry of reactions, with critics claiming it’s more of a publicity stunt than a serious policy. “It’s like a game of hide-and-seek, but with handcuffs,” said local resident and amateur magician, Dave “The Disappearing Act” Johnson. “I just hope they don’t start using magic wands. I can’t afford to lose any more friends to the ‘vanishing’ trick!”
Meanwhile, the administration has promised to provide “incentives” for those who help locate illegal immigrants. “We’re offering a lifetime supply of Taco Bell and a free subscription to ‘The Art of the Deal’ audiobook,” said Secretary of Homeland Security, Melinda “The Enforcer” Thompson. “Who wouldn’t want that?”
As the nation gears up for this unprecedented manhunt, one thing is clear: if you’re an illegal immigrant, you might want to invest in a good pair of running shoes—or perhaps a solid disguise. After all, it’s not every day you get to be the star of your own reality show titled “America’s Most Wanted: The Immigrant Edition.”
Stay tuned, folks! This is bound to be a wild ride—just don’t forget to bring your popcorn!
