**Foggy Fiasco: San Diego Plane Crash Leaves Community in Hysterics and Hiccups**
In a tragic turn of events that could only happen in a foggy military community, a plane crash in San Diego has left two dead and eight injured, all while the local squirrels are reportedly “shocked and confused.” Witnesses say the plane, which was apparently trying to navigate through the thick fog, looked more like a confused pigeon than a military aircraft.
Local resident and self-proclaimed aviation expert, Bob “I Once Flew a Kite” Johnson, stated, “I thought it was just a really big bird trying to find its way home. I mean, who needs GPS when you have a good sense of direction? Apparently, this pilot didn’t.”
The crash occurred when the pilot, who has been identified as Captain Chuck “I Can’t See My Hand in Front of My Face” Thompson, attempted to land in conditions that could only be described as “thicker than grandma’s gravy.” Eyewitnesses reported that the plane made a valiant effort to land, only to be thwarted by a rogue fog bank that seemed to have a vendetta against military aircraft.
In a bizarre twist, the plane was carrying a shipment of “emergency fog lights” intended for the local community. “I guess they should have used them on themselves,” quipped local comedian and part-time fog enthusiast, Sally “I Can’t See My Feet” Martinez.
As the community mourns the loss of two brave souls, the local squirrels have taken it upon themselves to hold a candlelight vigil, complete with tiny acorn candles and a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You.” “We just want to show our support,” said one squirrel, who preferred to remain anonymous. “It’s tough out here in the fog. We’re all just trying to find our way.”
In the aftermath, military officials have promised to investigate the incident, while also reminding everyone that “fog is not an excuse for poor navigation.” Meanwhile, the community is left wondering if they should invest in a foghorn or just stick to flying kites.
