**Tragic Incident: Teen Engineering Student Killed by Gunfire at Party – But Wait, There’s More!**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the engineering community reeling, local teen and aspiring engineer, Timmy “The Blueprint” Johnson, was tragically killed by gunfire at a party last Saturday night. Witnesses say the incident occurred just as Timmy was about to unveil his groundbreaking invention: a self-replenishing pizza box.
“I was just about to take a slice when I heard the shots,” said partygoer and aspiring influencer, Brittany “Binge-Watcher” Smith. “I thought it was just Timmy’s mom yelling at him for not cleaning his room again. Turns out, it was way worse!”
The party, hosted by fellow engineering student and notorious party animal, Chad “The Circuit Breaker” Thompson, was meant to celebrate the end of finals week. Instead, it ended with a bang—literally. “I thought we were just going to have a few drinks and maybe blow up a soda bottle or two,” Chad lamented. “I didn’t sign up for a real-life episode of ‘CSI: College Edition.’”
Authorities are still investigating the incident, but sources close to the party say it all started when someone challenged Timmy to a “who can build the best potato cannon” contest. “Things escalated quickly,” said Jenna “The Human Calculator” Lee. “One minute we were launching spuds, and the next, we were dodging bullets like it was a scene from ‘The Matrix.’”
In a bizarre twist, the gunfire was reportedly caused by a malfunctioning drone that was supposed to deliver snacks to the party. “I told them not to use the drone,” said Timmy’s engineering professor, Dr. Bob “The Safety First” McGee. “But you know how kids are. They think they can engineer their way out of anything, even a bad idea.”
As the community mourns the loss of Timmy, his friends have vowed to honor his memory by creating a scholarship fund for aspiring engineers who promise to keep their inventions away from parties. “We’re calling it the ‘No More Pizza Boxes Fund,’” said Brittany. “Because if there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s that pizza should never be involved in a tragedy—unless it’s a pizza party, of course.”
In the end, while Timmy may have left this world too soon, his legacy will live on in the hearts of those who knew him—and in the pizza boxes that will forever remain unfilled.
